Thursday, August 28, 2014

Six Reasons to Stay for the Fourth Quarter at Pitt Games



You just sung along to "Sweet Caroline." Pitt's losing, or maybe even winning... but everyone is getting up to leave. Gotta get a good spot on the shuttles, go home, take a nap and get ready to go out later. You've H'd-2-P all you possibly can, right? But wait!  Here are six reasons you should sit back down and enjoy the rest of the game... 


1. It's safer to blackout in a public setting.


Make it the Rooneys' problem. (Why should your roommate have to deal with your drunk, dead-weight ass?)



2. Roc gets surly drunk and rocs out with his coc out.


Roc. Hard.


3. Paul Chryst promises a neat fourth quarter. 



What else can you ask for really? (Photo credit to @GregTrietley.)


4. Panthers "Dealer of the Game" starts passing out free weed. 


I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch, Alice Kramden. 


5. Chancellor Gallagher's new tradition: the post-game Alma Mater sing-along / watermelon smash.


Over fate and foe victorious! 


6. If there's something better than Tyler Boyd at your apartment, you're a fucking liar.


Bout dat! 



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