You just sung along to "Sweet Caroline." Pitt's losing, or maybe even winning... but everyone is getting up to leave. Gotta get a good spot on the shuttles, go home, take a nap and get ready to go out later. You've H'd-2-P all you possibly can, right? But wait! Here are six reasons you should sit back down and enjoy the rest of the game...
1. It's safer to blackout in a public setting.
Make it the Rooneys' problem. (Why should your roommate have to deal with your drunk, dead-weight ass?)
2. Roc gets surly drunk and rocs out with his coc out.
Roc. Hard.
3. Paul Chryst promises a neat fourth quarter.
What else can you ask for really? (Photo credit to @GregTrietley.)
4. Panthers "Dealer of the Game" starts passing out free weed.
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch, Alice Kramden.
5. Chancellor Gallagher's new tradition: the post-game Alma Mater sing-along / watermelon smash.
Over fate and foe victorious!
6. If there's something better than Tyler Boyd at your apartment, you're a fucking liar.
Bout dat!
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Roc. Hard.
3. Paul Chryst promises a neat fourth quarter.
What else can you ask for really? (Photo credit to @GregTrietley.)
4. Panthers "Dealer of the Game" starts passing out free weed.
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch, Alice Kramden.
5. Chancellor Gallagher's new tradition: the post-game Alma Mater sing-along / watermelon smash.
Over fate and foe victorious!
6. If there's something better than Tyler Boyd at your apartment, you're a fucking liar.
Bout dat!
Thanks for reading! Click here to follow us on Twitter @souf_oaklin.
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