Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Ravenstahl reemerges, records remix to "Royals."

While city officials were appearing before a grand jury today, recluse mayor Luke Ravenstahl reemerged from an undisclosed location to appear at a ribbon cutting event in the South Side. 

Not one to waste a few hours in the sun, Ravenstahl took care of business at a local studio, becoming the latest to create their own remix to the hit song "Royals."

Royals (the Luke Ravenstahl Remix)


I've never been to a meeting in the flesh
I was a blown up with the Rogues, in the movies
And I got no work address
In a one party town, no post code envy
[Pre-Chorus]
Every day’s like Snoop Dog, Grey Goose, skipping out on meetings
Accounting stains, name changes, getting trashed by the press
I don’t care, I’m driving city owned Cadillacs to Toby Keith
But everybody’s like grand jury, Peduto, no need for open bid billboards
Jet planes, field goals, Tiger’s at Oakmont 
You don’t care,  you’re only caught up in my whereabouts
[Chorus]
And I’ll always be a royal, it runs in my blood.
That kind of life is just for me. 
But you crave a progressive candidate
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Steelerstahl
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule...)
Let me live at Buckhead Saloon
[Verse 2]
Chief Harper and I cracked the code,
we account for dollars in hidden accounts
And though the FBI is starting to know us
We’re fine with this, cause we got city paid attorneys
[Pre-Chorus]
Every day’s like Snoop Dog, Grey Goose, skipping out on meetings
Accounting stains, name changes, getting trashed by the press
I don’t care, I’m driving city owned Cadillacs to Toby Keith
But everybody’s like grand jury, Peduto, no need for open bid billboards
Jet planes, field goals, Tiger’s at Oakmont
You don’t care, you’re only caught up in my whereabouts
[Chorus]
And I’ll always be a royal, it runs in my blood.
That kind of life is just for me. 
But you crave a progressive candidate
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Steelerstahl
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule...)
Let me live at Buckhead Saloon
[Bridge]
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
I’m bigger than I ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being Steelerstahl
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
Life is great without a care
I ain’t caught up in a federal grand jury