Spring Break Photos Reveal Source of Herpes Infection

While flipping through a batch of newly developed spring break photos, Pitt senior Leslie Allen discovered the cause of her genital herpes.

“Oh my God!” Allen gasped upon seeing a snapshot of a man with an enormous canker sore on his lip. “I kinda remember sleeping with this guy!”

Although the details are sketchy, Allen recalls meeting the infected man, a Mexican busboy, at Señor Frogs in Cancun, Mexico and having oral sex with him on the beach.

For now, Allen plans to stock up on the Valtrex, cut down on the booze, and burn all evidence of her Latin Lover.

However, some worries remain.

“How am I going to explain this to my boyfriend!?”