Today's highlights include:
- Pitt lost on popular points to Penn State, but won on electoral college scoring by the biggest margin in history.
- Heinz Field attendance was 100% Pitt fans.
- Pitt would have also beaten Penn State on popular points if not for the lying Big Ten officials
- Ted Cruz's father killed Pitt Stadium.
- Finally, Pitt scored a lot more popular points than the failing Pitt News is reporting.
