Ravenstahl reemerges, records remix to "Royals."

While city officials were appearing before a grand jury today, recluse mayor Luke Ravenstahl reemerged from an undisclosed location to appear at a ribbon cutting event in the South Side. 

Not one to waste a few hours in the sun, Ravenstahl took care of business at a local studio, becoming the latest to create their own remix to the hit song "Royals."

Royals (the Luke Ravenstahl Remix)

I've never been to a meeting in the flesh

I was a blown up with the Rogues, in the movies

And I got no work address

In a one party town, no post code envy

[Pre-Chorus]

Every day’s like Snoop Dog, Grey Goose, skipping out on meetings

Accounting stains, name changes, getting trashed by the press

I don’t care, I’m driving city owned Cadillacs to Toby Keith

But everybody’s like grand jury, Peduto, no need for open bid billboards

Jet planes, field goals, Tiger’s at Oakmont 

You don’t care,  you’re only caught up in my whereabouts

[Chorus]

And I’ll always be a royal, it runs in my blood.

That kind of life is just for me. 

But you crave a progressive candidate

Let me be your ruler, you can call me Steelerstahl

And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule...)

Let me live at Buckhead Saloon

[Verse 2]

Chief Harper and I cracked the code,

we account for dollars in hidden accounts

And though the FBI is starting to know us

We’re fine with this, cause we got city paid attorneys

[Pre-Chorus]

Every day’s like Snoop Dog, Grey Goose, skipping out on meetings

Accounting stains, name changes, getting trashed by the press

I don’t care, I’m driving city owned Cadillacs to Toby Keith

But everybody’s like grand jury, Peduto, no need for open bid billboards

Jet planes, field goals, Tiger’s at Oakmont

You don’t care, you’re only caught up in my whereabouts

[Chorus]

And I’ll always be a royal, it runs in my blood.

That kind of life is just for me. 

But you crave a progressive candidate

Let me be your ruler, you can call me Steelerstahl

And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule...)

Let me live at Buckhead Saloon

[Bridge]

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)

I’m bigger than I ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being Steelerstahl

(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)

Life is great without a care

I ain’t caught up in a federal grand jury